Poopie Cookies
12/26/1

When I was gone Friday, TC brought cookies.

These weren�t normal cookies.

The night before, he made two batches of cookies. One was for his family and the other were made from cheap Kroger dough and were meant as joke cookies.

Poopie Cookies

1 thing of cheap Kroger Dough
Bacon bits
Mary Janes [Halloween peanut butter taffy]
Prunes

Preheat oven to 350. Put cookies on pan and put them in for two minutes, so they don�t cook really. Smoosh a Mary Jane into the middle of each cookie. Sprinkle with bacon bits. Place prunes on cookies.

Ok, so TC brings these abominations to work. Everyone else brings legitimate cookies and snacks and they are all on the coffee table in the foyer.

The Smoking Man, known for his overindulgence on Princess Fluffy�s Banana [Bug] Bread, takes a bite of one and walks into TC�s office asking if he brought them.

TC, trying not to laugh, ends up sounding funny when he says, �It�s an old recipe of my mothers. She used to call them Poopie Cookies.� Smoking Man notices that TC is odd and asks if he�s all right, since it seems to him that TC is almost crying. TC says he just saw something funny on the internet.

The Smoking Man keeps eating the cookie so TC has to stop him. I mean, eew!

The Director comes in and is about to put one with a big fat old prune in his mouth and TC stops him. The Director didn�t take the humor well. The Director can�t deal with variables well.

A childhood friend of TC�s who works in the department comes in and TC tells him it�s the �Poopy Cookies� that his mother used to make when they were kids and that...[have to think of a fake name...quick...] Farkus Fireplug loved them.

I must stop to point out that these cookies have Halloween taffy, bacon bits, and a prune VISIBLE on the top of each cookie.

The Director tells Farkus Fireplug that they are great. Farkus takes a bite. The Director has his garbage can ready to Mr. Fireplug can spit it out.

Just to be safe, TC took them into his office so no one would eat them when he was gone to lunch.

What is wrong with these people?