Ugly Stuffo Archive
(Because the nice one messed up.)
There can be only one.
The Entries:
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Beeb-a-da Beeb-a-da Beeb-a-da/
I Finally Write Something, And It's Crap/
Tuesday Sucked/
Talking About Six Flags in the Week of Kill Bill/
Stoner Waitress, Mr. Condescending Man, and Car Stuff/
Virtua Fighter 4 y 100 Mexicanos Dijeron/
Jessie's Wreck and My Virtua Fighter 4 Blister/
Lazy Postwood Quotes Ebert On Thunderstorms/
Tomato Quote: 1 Week Since Last Entry/
Adios John y Johnny/
These (TV and Internet) Times They Are A Changin'/
Mostly TV But Also Nut Trouble/
Judge Moore Ain't No Emperor Xenu, Baby/
What's Up and Movies We've Seen/
Lame 5 Question Entry/
Blackout Love, Doggerel Stove/
Three Lousy Things Happened Yesterday/
NASA Contact Visits The Family (quoted)/
Dog Food/
That 100 Thing Crap Everyone's Doing/
Weekend: The Haps/
Mamamobile Type-R/
Dreams and Politics/
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU DIE DIE DIE/
It Would Be Cool If They Fell Off That Cliff/
Thumbless Dolphins Have No Excuse/
Curry, Liver, Writers, Sweet Tart Chews and Limited Ants/
Burrito Syndicate (Syndicate...Syndicate...)/
Hey, Uh, Kevin Costner, The Bug Lady's Here/
Reality Shows/
Somehow I Write About Whitewater Rafting And Floorpisser In The Same Entry/
Not Written By A One Track Mind/
But I Want All The Ice Caps To Melt/
Cups Not Saucers/
Greedy Guts/
FIGHT FIGHT!!/
Fence Air Greg Salty Dog 15:7 Doh Beth, Etc./
And Today It's Six/
Gimme Five 030716/
This Coffee I've Drank 6 Cups Of Sucks!/
Raccoon In A Dumpster Story/
Thoughs about Movies/
ATM Protocol, Sucky Coffee, Big Brother and the McCrapbuger/
Pirate Appears To Have Died From Scalp Lacerations/
Animal Crossing Mostly/
John Fararararah/
In Flight Home/
MX: Flying to Dallas/
Cansado y Triste/
MX: The Campaign Is Over/
Interruption in the Mexico Entries/
Miercoles/
En El Noche/
Monday Night En Mexico/
Monday in Mexico/
On The Way To Mexico City/
Your Taurus, Sir, Is No Miata/
Sin Lechuga! No Puedes Ver Que Soy Gringo?!/
I Am Zombie Hear Me Roar/
Quick News/
Red Rover, Red Rover, Send The Freaks On Over/
Yeah, Yeah, the Matrix is Cool/
An Adventurous Weekend, And Pleasant Too/
If I Were A Sim, I'd Be Crying In The Backyard/
No, I Didn't Get To See The Matrix Reloaded Again Yet/
SARS Does, In Fact, Suck/
Wednesday Unnumbered List Of Questions/
Stylus Test/
The Matrix Reloaded Totally Rocks!/
Happy Matrix Reloaded Day!/
Near Miss and Monitor/
A Rather Tom-Centric Entry: None Too Flattering Either/
Lord of the Mugs/
Roswell, Salamanders, And The Forgotten Topic/
Day Before Flood Tuesday/
Cable Guy and Hack Rambling/
Heavy and the Bad Box/
White Dust Table/
Sturm and Drang/
I'm Lying In Bed Just Like Brian Wilson Did/
Soundscapes, College Info, and More Palm Software/
Sun Burner Gets Chopped Off/
Testing An Editor That Doesn't Not-Suck/
Why Don't He Write?/
Palm Troubles: Part 43 or so./
Had to look up another word/
Typing on my Crazy Little Machine/
I Am Not Your Average Joe Sixpack/
Master Blaster/
Omen, New Zealand, and Brake Smoke/
Email To Aisai: Excepts from Sci-Fi Channel Press Releases/
Real Men Love Audits/
Capcom, Capcom, Where Did Your Mother And I Go Wrong?/
Homestudy Meeting #1 Day/
Yesterday: Weird. Today: Surrealer./
Three Pictures/
The Agency Called/
Dreams and Radio Rambling/
What Do You Do When You Do Nothing?/
Gas Milage Law Rambling Mostly/
They Moved The Server/
Sorting Stuff/
Math, Detailing Redaction, and Fish Beer/
Detailing In An Incomplete Nutshell/
Crawfishes/
Surface Treatment/
Is There A Topic I Didn't Hit On?/
Lowdown Skinny On Some Huntsville Schools/
Busy Weekend in Early March/
2001: A Better Movie Year Than 2002/
2002: The Year In Movies/
Spent Some Money Yesterday/
Jackstands and Manual Transmission Fluid Changes/
Postwood Dragoon Orta/
Keep On Truckin' Like A Novocaine Hurricane/
Gripe Gripe Gripe/
I Can Just Feel My Property Value Rising/
Much Toilet, Little Humor/
Lame Sick Entry/
Sims, Detailing, Sims, Sick, and Sims/
Dree ee ee ee eeam, Dream, Dream, Dreeam, Dream Dreee ee ee ee eam/
State of the Nation: Of Namk Corb That Is/
That's One Good MF Towel!/
Spam Titles/
The Loonies Are Bringin' Me Down/
Coke Can Three Miles Underground/
Read Me A Story, Geordi/
Archie's Canadian Slush Fund/
This is only a test/
47 questions about stupid things/
Carmina Burana/
The United States of Namk Corb/
cat zero of the ghost of the rabbit/
How To Change The Oil On Your Ford Focus and Avoid "The Fear"/
Sick Day and Zara/
NuFinish and Crap TV/
Ooh, Rock Me, I'm A Deermouse/
Dis Graw Es Fraenchay!/
Snow Dammit/
Watch Me Do My Yul Brynnar Walk/
Flava Flav Would Like My Mom's 80s Cars/
Blogs, Old Gamings Systems, and the Niacin Flush/
"This Isn't You, This Man Is Dead"/
Words Words/
Mission Not Accomplished/
Jub: Jubba Jub Jub...No, I mean Boots!/
Network Olive Oil Meeting Adoption Fretting/
I'm a Ramblin' Man, Ramblin', Ramblin', I Tend To Ramble,Yeah/
Uno Dos Tres/
X-mas: Pronouced "Zmaaaaz"/
Capcom's Present That Won't Give/
Another Secret Hidden From Me/
Overly Emotional Me/
It's The Little Things In Life, Like Static/
Viva El Cable Guy/
Ed and the Ants Weekend/
Q n A/
You Know What They Say About Squirrel Ducks.../
An Inertia Moment with the Focus/
The Balance/
Doggerel, Doggerel, Doggerel: I Made You Out Of Clay/
Back To Work After Thanksgiving/
Topics You Can Write About/
Turkgiving Vs. Thanky Day/
Vicious Fishes: Aisai and Me Email Back and Forth/
Cat Status/
Airports, Accurate Measurements, and Heuristic Beans/
Soviet IMAX Clones: They Hate That Sand/
Sixteen Unconventional Questions/
Bad Dreams, The Huck Jam, And Beyond/
The Week o' Sickness Entry/
Allabouchmeh!/
Fifty Eight Hundred Dollars/
Los 626 Es Totaled/
Vice Vice Baby/
Got My Stuff/
Weekend/
It's All In The Wrist/
Hurt Again and Freaky Dreams while Oversleeping/
My Arms, Skateboarding, Birthday Presents, and GTA:VC/
Two Stupid Things/
Birthday Weekend Entry Cut Short/
Shuddup, Old Man!/
Fall/
Not All Combinations Make Sense/
Got Sore and Saw a Local Play/
This Entry Is Not Titled "Two Crazy Bitches"/
October 10: Zero Fatalities/
Alt.Skate-Board Post/
I Can't Think Of A Title/
Me Being Me Over The Weekend/
Yes, yes, I know his name is Watson./
Sold The Saturn/
Again With The Klingons?/
No Filter/
Lawrence Drove A Fairlane/
A Bad Day For TC/
Judgement Calls/
Cowboys Love Fat Calves/
What's The Deelio?/
Oh, Some Stuff/
I Slept In/
The Hound And The Rat/
I've got some real estate here in my bag/
Sense of Security, Like Pockets Jingling/
Sue�os/
Oil Change Dog Goes Boom/
Dream Bits And Chatter/
Back From Tampa and the ER/
Higher Than The High Temperature/
Title Of Entry/
Local Man Accedentally Becomes Auditor/
Music that ROCKS!/
Dear Kronos, Shoo! Get! Get Outta Here!/
All About Z and Me/
Two Dreams and NuFinish Glops/
Email To Aisai About Only Having A Dollar/
Boring Gas Milage Entry/
V-ger/
The First Step In Ditching The Kronos/
Oil Change/
Two Driving Things, Two Wrong Names, One Wrong Number/
You�re Car Looks Just Like A Hot Wheels/
Lawyers In Love/
The Black n' Tan/
Alien vs. Predator/
More Fun With The Black 'n Tan/
Oh My God, It's Full Of Stars/
Day One Down/
Zombie Prose/
We're The Kids In America: Who-oh!/
All About Aisai, My Wife/
Yeah, Sell Me A Trashed Miata/
Some Things: They Happened/
62 Questions/
Last Line: "But nothing compared to nun."/
Driving Is Fun/
Unremarkable Entry Title/
People Call Me The Space [Brain Eater] Cowboy/
Oh Yeah: Minority Report Rocked/
Evewybody Wuns/
It's Not A Poopy Mug/
I'm Thinking About Work Too Much/
Ben Afflects Teeth are THIS BIG/
Yeah, This. Yeah, That./
I Love Obsolete Technology/
Bunny/
All Cars Are Convertibles/
Polite Turtle, Big Turtle, And Stupid Raccoon/
Only In Dreams/
Dear Clueless in Googletown,/
Mayonnaise and Nekot Cookies/
Goofy Cinnaburst Whore Ramble/
Turtle Wax Is The Netscape Of Car Care/
Wax n' Peanuts/
Cat Pics For Zo�/
General Tso's Crap or Orange Sugar-Oil Chicken/
Dead Washing Machine: Vice City and Peanut Butter 'n [fake] Strumbellies/
Migraines and Stuff/
When George Lucas says, "I'm Your Father," I say, "Nooooooooo!"/
Guerras De La Estrella: El Ataque Del Se Reproduce/
Dunhill Montecruz/
I'm A Beta Tester/
Me Me Me: It's All About Me!/
TV Talk, Mostly, with Surprise Ending/
Clutchy "Clutch" Clutcherton of the Clutch-Clutch Clan/
Groovy Weekend/
I Sculpted A Miata Out Of Protein Powder/
Death and Kia/
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor/
Armored Pimp Boots/
All About Me Sent From Zo�/
If It's Not Cars, It's Wolfboy Eyes/
Regluing And The M Word/
Cars and Cat Pee, Again/
Cards, GTA3, and Miataness/
Now I Can't Do My Animated Sinbad Move/
Memory Would Be A Nice Name For A Girl/
Wibbly-Wobbly Vesos En Mi Cerebra/
How's It Hanging? Your Radiator, That Is./
Weekend: Pre-Car-Falling-Apart/
Chocolate Zombie Cat Brain Database Crash: EIEIO [sing it!]/
Hopefully Things Won't Be As Adventurous As They Could Be/
Keep On Truckin' Like A Novocaine Hurricane/
Mostly Just Pain/
All The World's A Bearing Spindle/
Nine Hole Golf/
Two Housey Things: Tony Hawks and Garage Dog II/
Again With The Triglycerides?/
Spring Is Here/
Blade II, MRI, and Sushi/
More Adventure I Don't Want/
Stream of Consciousness: Ka-kaw...Ka-kaw.../
Michelle Rodriguez Movies/
Three Small Words/
Survivor 4's Hunter vs. Jason X et al/
Oh, And My Shoulder Still Hurts Too/
Keifer's Not In This 24/
Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another?/
All About Me/
Trees Don't Grow Under The Solar Collector/
Medicine Ball/
I am Shaolin Weight Arm!/
Not The Best Day So Far/
Snow, TV, and a Moby Quote/
The Latest Trend In Coffees Is Suck/
And Don't Forget My Black T-Shirt/
Road Trip/
My Cup Runneth Over With Geek/
Geek Is Such A Harsh Word/
Frank Sumatra and the Postwoods - Alarm Song/
OLTL is an OCD/
Zoom Zoom/
The Point Of Diminishing Returns/
It's Bad Carma/
Killing Four Birds With Three Stones/
The Aardvark Secret Is Out/
Toilet, Movie, Toilet/
Call It In The Air/
Mention Doughnuts In The Title/
Celebrate Me/
Jimi Hendrix and Me/
Hee Haw/
Friday Movies and Monday People/
Miss K's Escape/
Local Cricket Dies Of Old Age/
Adventure and Mini CDs and Ice Hands/
Ice Ice Baby/
Mexican Salt Vampires/
Burgundy 747/
Blackout and TR517 Closure/
Variables In The TR517 Game/
Hangin' Upside Down In My Cave/
Oh, Yeah, It's A Snow Day/
Closure On The Issue/
A Little Chatty/
Grandma's Cookies and Captain's Wafers/
Indiana Jones Never Had It So Good/
Two/
Like Close Encounters But With Trombones/
So You Wanna Be A Cat Superstar/
TR517, TR517, La La La La La, TR517/
The Garage Incident/
Poopie Cookies/
Santa And His Christmas Shelves/
Big Salty Ham Of The Rings/
Joshy Has My Computer/
Surgery Talk in the Carpet Forest/
Busy Weekend/
Just Call Me Freako Of The Morning, Freako/
It's Like The Baglady Of Computers/
The Law Of Averages/
I Am Everyday People/
Errands, Asashoryu, and How To Jump-Start A Car/
The Coffee Center Of The Brain/
Now I Crave Jiffy Pop And Fish Sticks/
Red Swingline 747 Plus/
All The New Icons/
Don't Let The Yankees Know/
Worlds/
Greatest Hits/
Answers To The Cat Quiz/
Filler Entry/
Dreams that Freak the Freudians/
Top 40% Boring Tuesday Makes Nice Break/
A Busy Day Of Cars and Crickets/
What I Did Over Turkey Weekend/
Thanky Turkey Day: I Wanna Work/
21 Hour Day/
Before Neil Diamond/
Weekendy Weekend Jus' Like The Nother/
Aisai's Triumphant Return/
Popcorn, Cats, and College Kids/
Booga Booga/
What I Did Over My Weekend/
Subhumans and Survivor Silas/
Flu Lite and My Blood Is Useless/
Flu Shot, Flu Shot, Yeah Yeah Yeah./
Too Many Buffies and the Weekend/
Good Soup, Zen Desk, and an All About Me/
Salvatore Leone and Anthrax Dreams/
Bird Bird Bird, Bird Bird's A Word/
Sleepy, Sleepy Postwood, King of the Wild Fronteer/
Driving Like Kelsey Grammar/
GTA3 ROCKS!/
Hando Calrissian/
Cold Front Conspiracy and Shock Tart Photosynthesis/
Death Is Bad/
Funeral Tuesday After My Birthday/
No One Likes You When You're 33/
Gimmie Five/
Vanity/
Darkness Makes Me Fumble/
What Is An Ordinary Day?/
Onion In The Window Brings Focus/
I Wonder What The Giant Squids Are Doing/
Subhumans I Own/
Locksmith/
RONO: Reflections Of New Orleans/
Not The Most Brilliant "All About Me"/
Ghost In The Machine/
The Curse Of The Four Dollar Burger/
I Posted The Vacation Entries and Dreamed of War/
New Orleans Finale: The Rest Of The Story/
Saturday: Tezcuco Breakfast and Drive Drive Drive/
New Orleans 2001 Day 5: Tezcuco & The Animals/
New Orleans 2001 Day 4: Zoo-quarium-boat and Getting Low On Funds/
New Orleans 2001 Day 3: The French Quarter Sucks/
New Orleans Day 2: We Have Connections/
New Orleans 2001, Day 1: Hey, Driving Sucks/
New Orleans 2001: Day -3, -2, and -1/
Monday: The Vacation Is Over/
Essentially Gone/
1998 Vacation Part X: Friday We Left Galveston/
1998 Vacation Part IX: The Last Day/
1998 Vacation Part VIII: Seawolf, Atomic Caf�, Ikea, and Playing with Francis/
1998 Vacation Part VII: More Tuesday including Planet Barfywood/
1998 Vacation Part VI: Zoo Day/
1998 Vacation Part V: The Homey Convergence/
1998 Vacation Part IV: Alfred, $2 Island, and the Ocean Star/
1998 Vacation Part III: The rest of Sunday/
1998 Vacation Part II: Church/
1998 Vacation Part I: (Getting there) = 0.1(the fun)/
Leavin' On A Jet Plane, Don't Know When I'll Be Back Again/
Don't Laugh At Work/
Boring Entry Written When Sleepy/
Waiting For Rain/
National Lampoon Frog Legs Love Peanut Heart Traffic Lights To The Doctor/
Solid Cards, Nutella, Harry Potter, and Kidnapped Rabbits/
A Bad Week Ends/
That Your Prayers Not Be Ekkopto/
I Eventually Talk About Animals [Sadly]/
All About Me/
Coping and a Call Not To Slack/
Heavy Emotions Accompany The Bombs/
Tuna Tacos, Dead Dogs, and My Weekend/
My Lucky Ball And Chain: 10 Years/
Postwood Rambles About Time Travel Movies/
It's a "Huntsville PS2 Tuna New Orleans Diaryland" Entry/
The EPA Proposes Polluting Again/
The Good Urban Sprawl and TV Rambling/
I Am The God Of Seven Changers! Bow Before Me, Worm!/
Labor Day Weekend/
Jeepers Creepers at The Soybean Theater 13/
A Who Are You With Aisai Too/
Thursday Flat Tire Haikus/
Thursday Must Be Car Problem Day/
Helping Googlers and The McNugget Code/
Everyone Has Enemies: The Timtim Story/
Future Stanford Race/
Two Unhappy Stories/
Postwood's History of Dissecting Things/
It Wasn't Sammy Twelge Who Ate Those Fish/
Saturday Was A Good Day/
Oh, Let's Throw My Vacation Leave In The Toilet/
My Doctor Said Atlanta/
Spirit Fingers and Cars/
Sad Little Birdie Redux/
Smokin', Judgin', and Vlad the Impaler/
Back At Work/
Big Salty Ham/
They Chopped Me Up Good/
Cat Pictures/
How Aisai and I Met/
Chop Chop Chop Goes The Finger/
Still Griping and Afraid of the Surgeon/
Kill Me, Kill My Hand, You Nazi Snakes/
Cardio-Barbeque/
Microwave Prejudice/
Vanity In General: Fake Parts and a Hat/
The Day Wasn't That Boring, It Just Reads That Way/
Postwood's Pizza Hut History/
More About Sleeping, TV, and Stuff/
Toilet Paper Wonton/
Totaled Ring, "Kill All Male Animals", and Gum/
Monday Monday/
Why I Don't Own A Moped/
My Own Punch Story, No Fozzie, and Bad Luck/
Music and Staying Up Later/
Ignore the Squirrel Icon, I Need More Icons/
Math, Vacations, Worship, and Icons/
Half Asleep: What's The Other Half?/
Marvin's, Venture, Buying Land, and, of course, Kimchi/
Music and Fossie Point/
Undead Loach and Public Nudity/
Justify My Sodium Love/
Rancid Cat Food and Sit-Ups/
Spilled Soybeans and No More Kimchi/
Abandoned by Google, Betrayed by Apes/
No Mention Of Apes/
Nothing Tastes Better Than Stolen Food/
Aisai's Car Woes/
Pointy Birds Attack Local Mouse/
Tuna Sheet o' Meat & Sifl ROCKS!!!/
Ape Lincoln and Lower Lip Eating Rats/
Gifts/
Weekend 0107-3: GT3 and Video Scavenger Hunt/
J-Park, Where Did Your Mother And I Go Wrong?/
Honey Sweet Mercury and the Tan Devil/
The Vanity of Gran Turismo 3/
Hootie Says, "I Love You, Subaru Taillights."/
Life Is A Rock But The Radio Rolled Me/
Fidlor the Psycho Killer/
Stuffo Radio at Live 365/
Sit Question, Sit. Good Dog. [Woof] Part 4/
I'm Back in Black [After Final Fantasy & GT3]/
At Home With Gran Turismo 3/
Kimchi Bowl Noodle: The Spirits Within/
Another Cheesy Questions Entry (part 3)/
More Questions Part 2: "Give Up The Funk"/
More Questions Part 1/
Sleeping to Sounds of the Tokyo Subway/
Shout! Shout at the Hammock!/
Tom Is So Great, Tom Is So Great/
Nothing But Flowers/
Spider Bite and Moron Squirrel/
TV: Where's the Pnub?/
Zapato, Mouse, and Velvet/
Jungle Love: OEOEO/
No Need For Questions: Part III/
The Vanity of Idols...and Harry Potter/
No Need For Questions. Part II/
Weekend Scenario 0106-5/
No Need For Questions. Part 1/
The Vanity of Gran Turismo 2, Papa Lovetti's, and Red Shirts/
Sewing Your Eyes Shut Is So 1988/
Giggly Girls and Come Hither Lifeguards/
Oppression of the Lawful, CD-Rs, and Eating Bugs/
Pensive Postwood Writes Again/
Notice Anything Different About That Racoon with the Sombrero?/
Charge/
Kimchi Light and Google Hits/
The Vanity of Macaroni Grill/
Aisai's Wildlife Weekend/
Waking, Drown Rats, Neil Diamond, and Bootylicious Macaroni Grill/
Supply, Demand, and Toni Basil Byproducts/
A Bad Day For Speed Limits/
Ch-ch-ch-changes/
Phoenixness Mostly/
It's only Camel Back Straws/
My name is Ookla. I am a Mok./
Google Hits, Uppity Flies, and Hawaii 5-O/
I Never Write About Work, Dr. Toyoda/
Tumorless, Turtleness, and Dirty New Windshields/
Superman's Dead/
Much Ado About Blah Blah Blah/
Snake and Pain/
Chajang Incident II/
Fid-lor, the Europa, and Darth Termite/
Google, Laughing at Road Kill, and Geeking at the Prot�g� 5/
Not About Sorrow/
The Structure/
Tasty udon in BOWL!/
Oops, Google hit me again/
Baby Road Squirrel Lives!/
A Tale of Two Turtles/
I Care About Nutrition!/
Google Lays Down The Smack/
Let's Take It Down A Notch. BAM!/
Oily Chyme Will Tell/
The Bleepin' Beeping/
Code Words Like Kronos v.2/
Dixie's Big Adventure/
Best Turtle Rescue/
Hopefully, The End Of Car Hell/
Bye Bye Focus/
I am the Anti-Pepsi: A Googleventure/
Soapboxing at a Forward on US Trade Issues/
Vanity of Vanities, Red Lobster is Vanity/
The 4x4 Post/
Mommy, Google Hit Me!/
Focus Radio Book Head Slot/
The Perfect Car Under 5 Grand/
"It All Pays The Same"/
Banner, No Gas, and Family Stuff/
Car Rambling about COE Trucks and Little Cars/
Late April Weekend/
Stealing Numbers with my 3390/
Tenchi, More Cars, Dreams, Termites, and the 70s./
Buy a New Car? Me?/
Wheel Done Fell Off Aftermath: Flirts & Foci/
TV Talk/
Car Hell Part...Oh...Ninety Billion/
First Turtle Rescue of 2001/
The Curse of the Ottogi Peking Chajang Noodle Bowl/
Two Dreams: House and Job/
Make My Funk the P-Funk/
Half.com Blunder/
Easter Weekend: Mexican & Food/
The Vanity of Soup/
Squirrel in a Strange Land/
Car Thoughts: FF, Milage, etc/
My Old Comfortable Shoes/Car/
Pain and Consequences/
Pepper Sauce and Stood Up II/
Always a Wallflower and Never a Good Cliche/
A History of Brockman Pellet Gun Stories/
About Stuffo, Playing Clue, and Survivor/
Car Stereos and MS Access Tricks/
Rental Car Shuffle/
Car Rental: Mitsubishi Mirage ES Sedan/
Wreck Friday Part II/
Car Wreck/
Morbid Talk of Pepsi and Wildlife/
Dead Young Rodent/
The Poetry of Letters/
Griping about the Oscars/
Digital Recorder, Steve Martin, Robin Williams, and Sumo/
Gadgets and iPing and Waking, Oh My!/
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