Ugly Stuffo Archive
(Because the nice one messed up.)

There can be only one.

The Entries:

HTTP://WWW.POSTAGULOUS.COM/ Beeb-a-da Beeb-a-da Beeb-a-da/ I Finally Write Something, And It's Crap/ Tuesday Sucked/ Talking About Six Flags in the Week of Kill Bill/ Stoner Waitress, Mr. Condescending Man, and Car Stuff/ Virtua Fighter 4 y 100 Mexicanos Dijeron/ Jessie's Wreck and My Virtua Fighter 4 Blister/ Lazy Postwood Quotes Ebert On Thunderstorms/ Tomato Quote: 1 Week Since Last Entry/ Adios John y Johnny/ These (TV and Internet) Times They Are A Changin'/ Mostly TV But Also Nut Trouble/ Judge Moore Ain't No Emperor Xenu, Baby/ What's Up and Movies We've Seen/ Lame 5 Question Entry/ Blackout Love, Doggerel Stove/ Three Lousy Things Happened Yesterday/ NASA Contact Visits The Family (quoted)/ Dog Food/ That 100 Thing Crap Everyone's Doing/ Weekend: The Haps/ Mamamobile Type-R/ Dreams and Politics/ I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU DIE DIE DIE/ It Would Be Cool If They Fell Off That Cliff/ Thumbless Dolphins Have No Excuse/ Curry, Liver, Writers, Sweet Tart Chews and Limited Ants/ Burrito Syndicate (Syndicate...Syndicate...)/ Hey, Uh, Kevin Costner, The Bug Lady's Here/ Reality Shows/ Somehow I Write About Whitewater Rafting And Floorpisser In The Same Entry/ Not Written By A One Track Mind/ But I Want All The Ice Caps To Melt/ Cups Not Saucers/ Greedy Guts/ FIGHT FIGHT!!/ Fence Air Greg Salty Dog 15:7 Doh Beth, Etc./ And Today It's Six/ Gimme Five 030716/ This Coffee I've Drank 6 Cups Of Sucks!/ Raccoon In A Dumpster Story/ Thoughs about Movies/ ATM Protocol, Sucky Coffee, Big Brother and the McCrapbuger/ Pirate Appears To Have Died From Scalp Lacerations/ Animal Crossing Mostly/ John Fararararah/ In Flight Home/ MX: Flying to Dallas/ Cansado y Triste/ MX: The Campaign Is Over/ Interruption in the Mexico Entries/ Miercoles/ En El Noche/ Monday Night En Mexico/ Monday in Mexico/ On The Way To Mexico City/ Your Taurus, Sir, Is No Miata/ Sin Lechuga! No Puedes Ver Que Soy Gringo?!/ I Am Zombie Hear Me Roar/ Quick News/ Red Rover, Red Rover, Send The Freaks On Over/ Yeah, Yeah, the Matrix is Cool/ An Adventurous Weekend, And Pleasant Too/ If I Were A Sim, I'd Be Crying In The Backyard/ No, I Didn't Get To See The Matrix Reloaded Again Yet/ SARS Does, In Fact, Suck/ Wednesday Unnumbered List Of Questions/ Stylus Test/ The Matrix Reloaded Totally Rocks!/ Happy Matrix Reloaded Day!/ Near Miss and Monitor/ A Rather Tom-Centric Entry: None Too Flattering Either/ Lord of the Mugs/ Roswell, Salamanders, And The Forgotten Topic/ Day Before Flood Tuesday/ Cable Guy and Hack Rambling/ Heavy and the Bad Box/ White Dust Table/ Sturm and Drang/ I'm Lying In Bed Just Like Brian Wilson Did/ Soundscapes, College Info, and More Palm Software/ Sun Burner Gets Chopped Off/ Testing An Editor That Doesn't Not-Suck/ Why Don't He Write?/ Palm Troubles: Part 43 or so./ Had to look up another word/ Typing on my Crazy Little Machine/ I Am Not Your Average Joe Sixpack/ Master Blaster/ Omen, New Zealand, and Brake Smoke/ Email To Aisai: Excepts from Sci-Fi Channel Press Releases/ Real Men Love Audits/ Capcom, Capcom, Where Did Your Mother And I Go Wrong?/ Homestudy Meeting #1 Day/ Yesterday: Weird. Today: Surrealer./ Three Pictures/ The Agency Called/ Dreams and Radio Rambling/ What Do You Do When You Do Nothing?/ Gas Milage Law Rambling Mostly/ They Moved The Server/ Sorting Stuff/ Math, Detailing Redaction, and Fish Beer/ Detailing In An Incomplete Nutshell/ Crawfishes/ Surface Treatment/ Is There A Topic I Didn't Hit On?/ Lowdown Skinny On Some Huntsville Schools/ Busy Weekend in Early March/ 2001: A Better Movie Year Than 2002/ 2002: The Year In Movies/ Spent Some Money Yesterday/ Jackstands and Manual Transmission Fluid Changes/ Postwood Dragoon Orta/ Keep On Truckin' Like A Novocaine Hurricane/ Gripe Gripe Gripe/ I Can Just Feel My Property Value Rising/ Much Toilet, Little Humor/ Lame Sick Entry/ Sims, Detailing, Sims, Sick, and Sims/ Dree ee ee ee eeam, Dream, Dream, Dreeam, Dream Dreee ee ee ee eam/ State of the Nation: Of Namk Corb That Is/ That's One Good MF Towel!/ Spam Titles/ The Loonies Are Bringin' Me Down/ Coke Can Three Miles Underground/ Read Me A Story, Geordi/ Archie's Canadian Slush Fund/ This is only a test/ 47 questions about stupid things/ Carmina Burana/ The United States of Namk Corb/ cat zero of the ghost of the rabbit/ How To Change The Oil On Your Ford Focus and Avoid "The Fear"/ Sick Day and Zara/ NuFinish and Crap TV/ Ooh, Rock Me, I'm A Deermouse/ Dis Graw Es Fraenchay!/ Snow Dammit/ Watch Me Do My Yul Brynnar Walk/ Flava Flav Would Like My Mom's 80s Cars/ Blogs, Old Gamings Systems, and the Niacin Flush/ "This Isn't You, This Man Is Dead"/ Words Words/ Mission Not Accomplished/ Jub: Jubba Jub Jub...No, I mean Boots!/ Network Olive Oil Meeting Adoption Fretting/ I'm a Ramblin' Man, Ramblin', Ramblin', I Tend To Ramble,Yeah/ Uno Dos Tres/ X-mas: Pronouced "Zmaaaaz"/ Capcom's Present That Won't Give/ Another Secret Hidden From Me/ Overly Emotional Me/ It's The Little Things In Life, Like Static/ Viva El Cable Guy/ Ed and the Ants Weekend/ Q n A/ You Know What They Say About Squirrel Ducks.../ An Inertia Moment with the Focus/ The Balance/ Doggerel, Doggerel, Doggerel: I Made You Out Of Clay/ Back To Work After Thanksgiving/ Topics You Can Write About/ Turkgiving Vs. Thanky Day/ Vicious Fishes: Aisai and Me Email Back and Forth/ Cat Status/ Airports, Accurate Measurements, and Heuristic Beans/ Soviet IMAX Clones: They Hate That Sand/ Sixteen Unconventional Questions/ Bad Dreams, The Huck Jam, And Beyond/ The Week o' Sickness Entry/ Allabouchmeh!/ Fifty Eight Hundred Dollars/ Los 626 Es Totaled/ Vice Vice Baby/ Got My Stuff/ Weekend/ It's All In The Wrist/ Hurt Again and Freaky Dreams while Oversleeping/ My Arms, Skateboarding, Birthday Presents, and GTA:VC/ Two Stupid Things/ Birthday Weekend Entry Cut Short/ Shuddup, Old Man!/ Fall/ Not All Combinations Make Sense/ Got Sore and Saw a Local Play/ This Entry Is Not Titled "Two Crazy Bitches"/ October 10: Zero Fatalities/ Alt.Skate-Board Post/ I Can't Think Of A Title/ Me Being Me Over The Weekend/ Yes, yes, I know his name is Watson./ Sold The Saturn/ Again With The Klingons?/ No Filter/ Lawrence Drove A Fairlane/ A Bad Day For TC/ Judgement Calls/ Cowboys Love Fat Calves/ What's The Deelio?/ Oh, Some Stuff/ I Slept In/ The Hound And The Rat/ I've got some real estate here in my bag/ Sense of Security, Like Pockets Jingling/ Sue�os/ Oil Change Dog Goes Boom/ Dream Bits And Chatter/ Back From Tampa and the ER/ Higher Than The High Temperature/ Title Of Entry/ Local Man Accedentally Becomes Auditor/ Music that ROCKS!/ Dear Kronos, Shoo! Get! Get Outta Here!/ All About Z and Me/ Two Dreams and NuFinish Glops/ Email To Aisai About Only Having A Dollar/ Boring Gas Milage Entry/ V-ger/ The First Step In Ditching The Kronos/ Oil Change/ Two Driving Things, Two Wrong Names, One Wrong Number/ You�re Car Looks Just Like A Hot Wheels/ Lawyers In Love/ The Black n' Tan/ Alien vs. Predator/ More Fun With The Black 'n Tan/ Oh My God, It's Full Of Stars/ Day One Down/ Zombie Prose/ We're The Kids In America: Who-oh!/ All About Aisai, My Wife/ Yeah, Sell Me A Trashed Miata/ Some Things: They Happened/ 62 Questions/ Last Line: "But nothing compared to nun."/ Driving Is Fun/ Unremarkable Entry Title/ People Call Me The Space [Brain Eater] Cowboy/ Oh Yeah: Minority Report Rocked/ Evewybody Wuns/ It's Not A Poopy Mug/ I'm Thinking About Work Too Much/ Ben Afflects Teeth are THIS BIG/ Yeah, This. Yeah, That./ I Love Obsolete Technology/ Bunny/ All Cars Are Convertibles/ Polite Turtle, Big Turtle, And Stupid Raccoon/ Only In Dreams/ Dear Clueless in Googletown,/ Mayonnaise and Nekot Cookies/ Goofy Cinnaburst Whore Ramble/ Turtle Wax Is The Netscape Of Car Care/ Wax n' Peanuts/ Cat Pics For Zo�/ General Tso's Crap or Orange Sugar-Oil Chicken/ Dead Washing Machine: Vice City and Peanut Butter 'n [fake] Strumbellies/ Migraines and Stuff/ When George Lucas says, "I'm Your Father," I say, "Nooooooooo!"/ Guerras De La Estrella: El Ataque Del Se Reproduce/ Dunhill Montecruz/ I'm A Beta Tester/ Me Me Me: It's All About Me!/ TV Talk, Mostly, with Surprise Ending/ Clutchy "Clutch" Clutcherton of the Clutch-Clutch Clan/ Groovy Weekend/ I Sculpted A Miata Out Of Protein Powder/ Death and Kia/ Let The Bodies Hit The Floor/ Armored Pimp Boots/ All About Me Sent From Zo�/ If It's Not Cars, It's Wolfboy Eyes/ Regluing And The M Word/ Cars and Cat Pee, Again/ Cards, GTA3, and Miataness/ Now I Can't Do My Animated Sinbad Move/ Memory Would Be A Nice Name For A Girl/ Wibbly-Wobbly Vesos En Mi Cerebra/ How's It Hanging? Your Radiator, That Is./ Weekend: Pre-Car-Falling-Apart/ Chocolate Zombie Cat Brain Database Crash: EIEIO [sing it!]/ Hopefully Things Won't Be As Adventurous As They Could Be/ Keep On Truckin' Like A Novocaine Hurricane/ Mostly Just Pain/ All The World's A Bearing Spindle/ Nine Hole Golf/ Two Housey Things: Tony Hawks and Garage Dog II/ Again With The Triglycerides?/ Spring Is Here/ Blade II, MRI, and Sushi/ More Adventure I Don't Want/ Stream of Consciousness: Ka-kaw...Ka-kaw.../ Michelle Rodriguez Movies/ Three Small Words/ Survivor 4's Hunter vs. Jason X et al/ Oh, And My Shoulder Still Hurts Too/ Keifer's Not In This 24/ Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another?/ All About Me/ Trees Don't Grow Under The Solar Collector/ Medicine Ball/ I am Shaolin Weight Arm!/ Not The Best Day So Far/ Snow, TV, and a Moby Quote/ The Latest Trend In Coffees Is Suck/ And Don't Forget My Black T-Shirt/ Road Trip/ My Cup Runneth Over With Geek/ Geek Is Such A Harsh Word/ Frank Sumatra and the Postwoods - Alarm Song/ OLTL is an OCD/ Zoom Zoom/ The Point Of Diminishing Returns/ It's Bad Carma/ Killing Four Birds With Three Stones/ The Aardvark Secret Is Out/ Toilet, Movie, Toilet/ Call It In The Air/ Mention Doughnuts In The Title/ Celebrate Me/ Jimi Hendrix and Me/ Hee Haw/ Friday Movies and Monday People/ Miss K's Escape/ Local Cricket Dies Of Old Age/ Adventure and Mini CDs and Ice Hands/ Ice Ice Baby/ Mexican Salt Vampires/ Burgundy 747/ Blackout and TR517 Closure/ Variables In The TR517 Game/ Hangin' Upside Down In My Cave/ Oh, Yeah, It's A Snow Day/ Closure On The Issue/ A Little Chatty/ Grandma's Cookies and Captain's Wafers/ Indiana Jones Never Had It So Good/ Two/ Like Close Encounters But With Trombones/ So You Wanna Be A Cat Superstar/ TR517, TR517, La La La La La, TR517/ The Garage Incident/ Poopie Cookies/ Santa And His Christmas Shelves/ Big Salty Ham Of The Rings/ Joshy Has My Computer/ Surgery Talk in the Carpet Forest/ Busy Weekend/ Just Call Me Freako Of The Morning, Freako/ It's Like The Baglady Of Computers/ The Law Of Averages/ I Am Everyday People/ Errands, Asashoryu, and How To Jump-Start A Car/ The Coffee Center Of The Brain/ Now I Crave Jiffy Pop And Fish Sticks/ Red Swingline 747 Plus/ All The New Icons/ Don't Let The Yankees Know/ Worlds/ Greatest Hits/ Answers To The Cat Quiz/ Filler Entry/ Dreams that Freak the Freudians/ Top 40% Boring Tuesday Makes Nice Break/ A Busy Day Of Cars and Crickets/ What I Did Over Turkey Weekend/ Thanky Turkey Day: I Wanna Work/ 21 Hour Day/ Before Neil Diamond/ Weekendy Weekend Jus' Like The Nother/ Aisai's Triumphant Return/ Popcorn, Cats, and College Kids/ Booga Booga/ What I Did Over My Weekend/ Subhumans and Survivor Silas/ Flu Lite and My Blood Is Useless/ Flu Shot, Flu Shot, Yeah Yeah Yeah./ Too Many Buffies and the Weekend/ Good Soup, Zen Desk, and an All About Me/ Salvatore Leone and Anthrax Dreams/ Bird Bird Bird, Bird Bird's A Word/ Sleepy, Sleepy Postwood, King of the Wild Fronteer/ Driving Like Kelsey Grammar/ GTA3 ROCKS!/ Hando Calrissian/ Cold Front Conspiracy and Shock Tart Photosynthesis/ Death Is Bad/ Funeral Tuesday After My Birthday/ No One Likes You When You're 33/ Gimmie Five/ Vanity/ Darkness Makes Me Fumble/ What Is An Ordinary Day?/ Onion In The Window Brings Focus/ I Wonder What The Giant Squids Are Doing/ Subhumans I Own/ Locksmith/ RONO: Reflections Of New Orleans/ Not The Most Brilliant "All About Me"/ Ghost In The Machine/ The Curse Of The Four Dollar Burger/ I Posted The Vacation Entries and Dreamed of War/ New Orleans Finale: The Rest Of The Story/ Saturday: Tezcuco Breakfast and Drive Drive Drive/ New Orleans 2001 Day 5: Tezcuco & The Animals/ New Orleans 2001 Day 4: Zoo-quarium-boat and Getting Low On Funds/ New Orleans 2001 Day 3: The French Quarter Sucks/ New Orleans Day 2: We Have Connections/ New Orleans 2001, Day 1: Hey, Driving Sucks/ New Orleans 2001: Day -3, -2, and -1/ Monday: The Vacation Is Over/ Essentially Gone/ 1998 Vacation Part X: Friday We Left Galveston/ 1998 Vacation Part IX: The Last Day/ 1998 Vacation Part VIII: Seawolf, Atomic Caf�, Ikea, and Playing with Francis/ 1998 Vacation Part VII: More Tuesday including Planet Barfywood/ 1998 Vacation Part VI: Zoo Day/ 1998 Vacation Part V: The Homey Convergence/ 1998 Vacation Part IV: Alfred, $2 Island, and the Ocean Star/ 1998 Vacation Part III: The rest of Sunday/ 1998 Vacation Part II: Church/ 1998 Vacation Part I: (Getting there) = 0.1(the fun)/ Leavin' On A Jet Plane, Don't Know When I'll Be Back Again/ Don't Laugh At Work/ Boring Entry Written When Sleepy/ Waiting For Rain/ National Lampoon Frog Legs Love Peanut Heart Traffic Lights To The Doctor/ Solid Cards, Nutella, Harry Potter, and Kidnapped Rabbits/ A Bad Week Ends/ That Your Prayers Not Be Ekkopto/ I Eventually Talk About Animals [Sadly]/ All About Me/ Coping and a Call Not To Slack/ Heavy Emotions Accompany The Bombs/ Tuna Tacos, Dead Dogs, and My Weekend/ My Lucky Ball And Chain: 10 Years/ Postwood Rambles About Time Travel Movies/ It's a "Huntsville PS2 Tuna New Orleans Diaryland" Entry/ The EPA Proposes Polluting Again/ The Good Urban Sprawl and TV Rambling/ I Am The God Of Seven Changers! Bow Before Me, Worm!/ Labor Day Weekend/ Jeepers Creepers at The Soybean Theater 13/ A Who Are You With Aisai Too/ Thursday Flat Tire Haikus/ Thursday Must Be Car Problem Day/ Helping Googlers and The McNugget Code/ Everyone Has Enemies: The Timtim Story/ Future Stanford Race/ Two Unhappy Stories/ Postwood's History of Dissecting Things/ It Wasn't Sammy Twelge Who Ate Those Fish/ Saturday Was A Good Day/ Oh, Let's Throw My Vacation Leave In The Toilet/ My Doctor Said Atlanta/ Spirit Fingers and Cars/ Sad Little Birdie Redux/ Smokin', Judgin', and Vlad the Impaler/ Back At Work/ Big Salty Ham/ They Chopped Me Up Good/ Cat Pictures/ How Aisai and I Met/ Chop Chop Chop Goes The Finger/ Still Griping and Afraid of the Surgeon/ Kill Me, Kill My Hand, You Nazi Snakes/ Cardio-Barbeque/ Microwave Prejudice/ Vanity In General: Fake Parts and a Hat/ The Day Wasn't That Boring, It Just Reads That Way/ Postwood's Pizza Hut History/ More About Sleeping, TV, and Stuff/ Toilet Paper Wonton/ Totaled Ring, "Kill All Male Animals", and Gum/ Monday Monday/ Why I Don't Own A Moped/ My Own Punch Story, No Fozzie, and Bad Luck/ Music and Staying Up Later/ Ignore the Squirrel Icon, I Need More Icons/ Math, Vacations, Worship, and Icons/ Half Asleep: What's The Other Half?/ Marvin's, Venture, Buying Land, and, of course, Kimchi/ Music and Fossie Point/ Undead Loach and Public Nudity/ Justify My Sodium Love/ Rancid Cat Food and Sit-Ups/ Spilled Soybeans and No More Kimchi/ Abandoned by Google, Betrayed by Apes/ No Mention Of Apes/ Nothing Tastes Better Than Stolen Food/ Aisai's Car Woes/ Pointy Birds Attack Local Mouse/ Tuna Sheet o' Meat & Sifl ROCKS!!!/ Ape Lincoln and Lower Lip Eating Rats/ Gifts/ Weekend 0107-3: GT3 and Video Scavenger Hunt/ J-Park, Where Did Your Mother And I Go Wrong?/ Honey Sweet Mercury and the Tan Devil/ The Vanity of Gran Turismo 3/ Hootie Says, "I Love You, Subaru Taillights."/ Life Is A Rock But The Radio Rolled Me/ Fidlor the Psycho Killer/ Stuffo Radio at Live 365/ Sit Question, Sit. Good Dog. [Woof] Part 4/ I'm Back in Black [After Final Fantasy & GT3]/ At Home With Gran Turismo 3/ Kimchi Bowl Noodle: The Spirits Within/ Another Cheesy Questions Entry (part 3)/ More Questions Part 2: "Give Up The Funk"/ More Questions Part 1/ Sleeping to Sounds of the Tokyo Subway/ Shout! Shout at the Hammock!/ Tom Is So Great, Tom Is So Great/ Nothing But Flowers/ Spider Bite and Moron Squirrel/ TV: Where's the Pnub?/ Zapato, Mouse, and Velvet/ Jungle Love: OEOEO/ No Need For Questions: Part III/ The Vanity of Idols...and Harry Potter/ No Need For Questions. Part II/ Weekend Scenario 0106-5/ No Need For Questions. Part 1/ The Vanity of Gran Turismo 2, Papa Lovetti's, and Red Shirts/ Sewing Your Eyes Shut Is So 1988/ Giggly Girls and Come Hither Lifeguards/ Oppression of the Lawful, CD-Rs, and Eating Bugs/ Pensive Postwood Writes Again/ Notice Anything Different About That Racoon with the Sombrero?/ Charge/ Kimchi Light and Google Hits/ The Vanity of Macaroni Grill/ Aisai's Wildlife Weekend/ Waking, Drown Rats, Neil Diamond, and Bootylicious Macaroni Grill/ Supply, Demand, and Toni Basil Byproducts/ A Bad Day For Speed Limits/ Ch-ch-ch-changes/ Phoenixness Mostly/ It's only Camel Back Straws/ My name is Ookla. I am a Mok./ Google Hits, Uppity Flies, and Hawaii 5-O/ I Never Write About Work, Dr. Toyoda/ Tumorless, Turtleness, and Dirty New Windshields/ Superman's Dead/ Much Ado About Blah Blah Blah/ Snake and Pain/ Chajang Incident II/ Fid-lor, the Europa, and Darth Termite/ Google, Laughing at Road Kill, and Geeking at the Prot�g� 5/ Not About Sorrow/ The Structure/ Tasty udon in BOWL!/ Oops, Google hit me again/ Baby Road Squirrel Lives!/ A Tale of Two Turtles/ I Care About Nutrition!/ Google Lays Down The Smack/ Let's Take It Down A Notch. BAM!/ Oily Chyme Will Tell/ The Bleepin' Beeping/ Code Words Like Kronos v.2/ Dixie's Big Adventure/ Best Turtle Rescue/ Hopefully, The End Of Car Hell/ Bye Bye Focus/ I am the Anti-Pepsi: A Googleventure/ Soapboxing at a Forward on US Trade Issues/ Vanity of Vanities, Red Lobster is Vanity/ The 4x4 Post/ Mommy, Google Hit Me!/ Focus Radio Book Head Slot/ The Perfect Car Under 5 Grand/ "It All Pays The Same"/ Banner, No Gas, and Family Stuff/ Car Rambling about COE Trucks and Little Cars/ Late April Weekend/ Stealing Numbers with my 3390/ Tenchi, More Cars, Dreams, Termites, and the 70s./ Buy a New Car? Me?/ Wheel Done Fell Off Aftermath: Flirts & Foci/ TV Talk/ Car Hell Part...Oh...Ninety Billion/ First Turtle Rescue of 2001/ The Curse of the Ottogi Peking Chajang Noodle Bowl/ Two Dreams: House and Job/ Make My Funk the P-Funk/ Half.com Blunder/ Easter Weekend: Mexican & Food/ The Vanity of Soup/ Squirrel in a Strange Land/ Car Thoughts: FF, Milage, etc/ My Old Comfortable Shoes/Car/ Pain and Consequences/ Pepper Sauce and Stood Up II/ Always a Wallflower and Never a Good Cliche/ A History of Brockman Pellet Gun Stories/ About Stuffo, Playing Clue, and Survivor/ Car Stereos and MS Access Tricks/ Rental Car Shuffle/ Car Rental: Mitsubishi Mirage ES Sedan/ Wreck Friday Part II/ Car Wreck/ Morbid Talk of Pepsi and Wildlife/ Dead Young Rodent/ The Poetry of Letters/ Griping about the Oscars/ Digital Recorder, Steve Martin, Robin Williams, and Sumo/ Gadgets and iPing and Waking, Oh My!/